Some good news for a change.
Liars Club Excerpt:
A man with a stellar name, Greg Peck of Janesville, is this year’s contest winner, which will bring him a grand prize of notoriety and a parchment certificate. Peck’s one-liner involved the Wisconsin River, which he said “was so low this year that the local government started taxing us for more property on our riverfront lot.”
This sounds like stock Gazette stuff to me. But a Gazette editor lying about taxes and winning an award for it? Wouldn't you just know it?
Peck said it is ironic that someone whose job it is to uphold truth and justice won a lie contest.
Pssst. Hey, Greg, you can stop now – the competition is over.
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