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Sunday, November 05, 2006

Sunday School Funnies

JG editorial excerpt:
The four court gym at each school would offer proper space for more physical education classes each hour. Childhood obesity is a growing problem, so let’s help…..And at about $100 per year per $100,000 home, it equates to sacrificing just one meal out a month.
There you go! Have each schoolchild skip one meal a month and you could cut millions off the referendum and the kids will be healthier, too.
JG excerpt:
I’m a student at Craig High School. I would like to know why we can spend billions in Iraq and some people don’t want to spend 28 cents a day to improve my education in our community. --anonymous
Great question! Could it be because those who can’t afford the 28 cents a day are not vicious extremists who use our troops to invade a sovereign nation and steal their oil? The Bush administration has blown over $325 billion of our money in Iraq. Money that could have otherwise been spent to improve Janesville schools, Rock county roads, police and fire departments and most of all, our health. Ask your Rep. Paul Ryan this question after he authored earmark control that allows the president to cherry-pick domestic spending on things like your education. But remember he’ll say, Iraq is a matter of our national security, so the president can spend all the pork on it he wants. For a teenager to ask a double-edged question like that shows that the Janesville schools are doing a pretty good job on teaching the kids deductive thinking.
JG excerpt:
A resident on page 1A Oct.30 complains about having to pay $12.50 a month for an owner of a $150,000 home. Tell me you cannot afford that for the welfare of the children. -- anonymous
I’ve taken some liberties with that comment and rewrote it. Here’s what the caller should have said: A resident on page 1A Oct. 30 complains about having to pay $12.50 a month for an owner of a $150,000 home with a debt load of over $300,000 for the next 25 years on their mortgage excluding their $3,500 a year property taxes. Tell me you cannot afford that for the welfare of the my children.
JG excerpt:
Proponents say its for the children. That’s what they always say to make everyone feel obligated. Start talk about trimming the fat off the top and then talk about money. – anonymous
I agree, the guilt tripping has been pretty heavy towards those who are against this referendum. Start trimming the fat off the top…. Of what? The school children? That would help.

Vote NO
It’s not about the schools or the children. For many, it’s the referendum.

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