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Thursday, October 08, 2009

Flu Shot? Experience The Power Of Community

In an internal memo passed along as a "News Release" most likely for the free publicity, the politically active private group of local government insiders known as "Forward Janesville" want you to know they will be offering free flu shots to the communi...oops sorry, it's for members only.
JG Excerpt Titled "Forward Janesville set to offer flu shots":

Flu shots will not be given to the public.
And what better recruitment tool is there than the prospect of catching a good ol' fashioned flu...huh?
Wheeler Report Excerpt:
The FJI / United Healthcare Flu Shot Clinic is another great reason to belong to Forward Janesville!
This is where the "public" ends and the "private" begins in this community partnership.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

No doubt, trying to turn the flu into a membership generating proposition is bad bad business. They could use a good writer.

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